the turkey swiss on rye incident
aha, the full post. get back on my blog.
0-100 then 100-0 real quick
Cried laughing
daaaamn
😂😂😂😂
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blue screen of death
System has encountered an error and needs to shut down… your life.
He’ll monitor your journey to the afterlife.
404 error: mercy not found
Death really knows how to crash a party.
control-alt-death
you better reblog this because those jokes lost me 3 followers.
Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014
what the hell is hw even code for
hand wjobs
Hahahahahahahaha
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universalequalityisinevitable:
David Suzuki in this interview about facing the reality of climate change and other environmental issues from Moyers & Company.
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when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
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